Thursday, December 06, 2007

Hit and Run.

I'm not really here. No. Really. Not.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling along the candy store, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Selah March! And she gives an ominous roar:

"I'm seriously going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!"

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10Comments:

Blogger Eva Gale said...

You have to write a het sex scene and this is what happens?

12/06/2007 8:39 PM  
Blogger Alessia Brio said...

Gracious! *ahem*

Stalking through the plains, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Alessia! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:

"I'm going to fuck you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"

12/07/2007 6:15 AM  
Blogger Eva Gale said...

Oh, Man, I want Alessia's!

12/07/2007 10:09 AM  
Blogger Kate R said...

Eva, attack and pillage and steal it from Alessia. BE the WARRIOR.
Okay, troops, let's practice our battle cry:
AaaaaaaeiiiiiiPlaaaaaaaaagiarise!!!
Your words are mine, vile cringing foe!

12/07/2007 4:37 PM  
Blogger Selah March said...

See what happens when I go away for 24 hours to write het-smut? Barbarian HORDES. With the fucking and the pillaging and the plagiarizing.

12/07/2007 4:45 PM  
Blogger Kate R said...

while you're not here, you might want to go learn about what a former transgendered (huh? wha???) person has to say about baby jesus butt plugs and other attacks on Christianity.

It's a mini-Sodom and Gomorrah! or is that Begorrah? And how do you get to be formerly transgendered?

12/08/2007 8:41 PM  
Blogger Selah March said...

Huh. I have no coherent response to that clip.

12/09/2007 11:37 AM  
Blogger Kate R said...

I LEFT SELAH MARCH SPEECHLESS.
HA! let this date be marked in the annals (heh, I said annals) of her life.

ppppppffffthhhhh That was for all the hay you left lying around my place.

12/09/2007 8:02 PM  
Blogger Kate R said...

and in case it wasn't clear, they were talking about the Folsom Street Fair. Silly buggers.

12/09/2007 8:04 PM  
Blogger Selah March said...

I'm too lazy to google the Folsom Street Fair, so I'll take your word for it that these folks are silly buggers.

Also? In regards to speechlessness and hay? Pbbbbbbbbffffffffffft.

12/10/2007 12:09 PM  

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